Party like it's 1999!

"Hello....Hello....Hey....tap, tap, tap.....is this thing on?" It's Rita and I've never used one of these things before. If the camera is on, you can probably see right up my nose. It's really cute on the outside but you probably don't need to see the inside.

Stella wanted to write but she wrote last time. Besides, I'm the older sister and I'm much cuter! "OW!!....knock it off...that actually hurt." Stella's here and she just smacked me in the head. She said I had to erase that last sentence. I hit the long button on the bottom of the laptop something like 50 times. Told her it was the erase button and it's obviously not working. 😁🤣

Anyways...here's the deal. Mom left for a few days. She flew home to celebrate a couple of birthdays with some of her friends. She gave dad specific instructions for our meals but those flew out the window on the way back from dropping mom off at the airport. It sort of looked like dad threw them out the window but...whatever.

So dad said were gonna eat hotdogs and potato chips and waffles (with syrup) and ice cream and popcorn and all kinds of other good stuff. He said we can even wash it down with a cold beer! I mean...seriously...I'm 14 years old which is like almost 100 in dog years so it's about damn time that I get a beer. We might even talk him into tequila shots. Let's go!!!

Then he said we can stay up late and watch R-rated movies...and go in places where dogs aren't supposed to go...and get a tattoo...and color our fur whatever color we what...and drive the RV around the campground...and..."Oh no! Really? Are you serious?" Stella got so excited that she just peed herself. 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Oops. Sorry. My paw got stuck.

Well, dad also said I could use his computer because he loves me more than Stella. Ok. Ok. That part is definitely not true. And Stella said she was gonna fart on my head if I didn't change it. Trust me! You would change it too if she threatened you with that.

"Yes! Yes! Relax! I'll tell them." Stella wants you to know that she LOVES the new couch. It's super comfortable with plenty of room to stretch out. She's gonna need all that room when she goes into a food coma after she eats the nachos that dad's making us for lunch.

I'll wrap up but I just want you all to know that we are happy, healthy, and having the time of our lives. I know mom will read this too and we want her to know that we'll miss her for sure! But, as you can see, dad will be taking great care of us. We'll get plenty of walks but not if it's raining. Why? Because we DON'T like pina coladas or getting caught in the rain. 🙄😂 (Who saw that coming?)

Until next time....

Much Love!

Rita and Stella